Hello & welocome to the official* page for onofficial english. This page is dedicated to the casue of destandardising english.
Standardised English is actually terrible. It is a standard built on 19th century english, via 17th century spellings approximating 11th century spelling conventions for norman fr*nch. Not even English! In additon, this orthographisation to match these archaic fr*nch conventions wasn't even consistent, either. For some languages, when their words were brought to english, a mere Romanisation, a type of system the 1:1 converts a language into the Roman alphabet, is used, which does not take into account the orthagraphic conventions of English, meaning what you will be left with is a mess of orthographies stapled together from the fr*nch abomination previous, in addition to whatever system of transliteration was used that week, and people just accept this.
It is thus that we are committed to the total destandardisation of the orthogrpaphy of english, as what is present now is simply unacceptable. For these ends, we have produced a megacompliation of alternatve english practices.
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